Probably the fakest smile I have ever smiled. Haha. Still a good picture. I can always count on my sister @amanda_totoro to make sure I look flawless.
I want this as a tattoo along with a Darth Vader one. 💙
@hartmann_1990 and I colored eggs. The polka dot one is mine and so is the chevron one behind the speckle one. The speckle one is Mike’s. #easter #eggs
When my 30 year old brother asks to snapchat. 😂😆
In honor of national sibling day! @ashabley is the best sister there is and I couldn’t ask for a better one. 💜
Please do my a favor and go to @sigmachicsusb and like this exact picture. Every like counts! #GetYourDerbyOn #ADPIlovesSigmaChi
My dinner is better than yours. Steak. Loaded potato. Brats. Yummy. #foodporn #yummy #dinnertime
THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS
Alison (to Ezra): Hey, if you every get your story published you better spell my name right.
THIS IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. OHMYGOD.
all boobs are good boobs
all stomachs are good stomachs
all thighs are good thighs
all bodies are good bodies
yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it
All you is good you
Killed that shit
he still got it
He’s the best